Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
No, that would be way too easy on you.
Summer, at least, will come and it will stay
But your disquiet makes me sigh "Oy Vey!"
At least "summer" has no expectations
And doesn't find new ways to annoy me
I forgive your quirks and affectations
And compensate for you, you must agree.
I'll show my love, and to this I will cling
Though often the ride is far from gentle
"It's what I know, it's what I do!" I sing,
'Cause what's in my heart has made me mental.
The bad old relationships on my shelf?
What they all have in common... is myself.